Not with a bang, but a whimper.
And with that, ladies and gents, this round of Assassins is in the history books. It didn’t have the most exciting climax, but these days, who does? I’m sorry - I mean, what does? The winners of this round are as follows: Clyde Folley - 1 Kill Jon Golbe - 1 Kill Jason Carden - 2 Kills Nicholas Roach - 1 kill Rohan Flinn - 1 kill Congratulations to the winners! Round 2 will be...
LONG ISLAND CITY MASSACRE
Two assassins were taken down in rapid succession tonight at The Creek and The Cave in Long Island City - first, the lethally beautiful D’Arcy Erokan was gunned down in the street by the nefarious (and aggressively ugly) Justin Tyler, just minutes before an improv set they were going to share. Then, shortly after, D’Arcy’s death was brutally avenged by her mourning beloved,...
Scott Peterman = DED
Scott Peterman was killed on Saturday in a hail of dartfire. Not much else is known about his death, but we do know this: Scott Peterman died as he lived - without ever having bought a gun.