GET IT TOGETHER
There are still no kills to report. This means one of two things:
1. You people are the most silent, stealthy, untrackable deadly ghost ninjas alive, and are all constantly evading each other in a poetic, perfectly balanced dance of near misses and high-tension pursuit and evasion. When a single assassin takes a wrong step, the entire game will become a bloodbath of carefully planned schemes, each tripped in an epic sequence until the victor is crowned by Monday afternoon.
2. You’re dicking around.
IT BETTER FUCKING BE THE FIRST THING.
LET’S SEE SOME BLOOD.
