H.A.M. SARAHNDWICH, OR: WHARTON INTERESTING STORY
SARAH WHARTON was killed early this morning by a determined and patient assassin. His story needs no elaboration. Behold:
Farewell, Ms. Wharton.
FINALLY MY LOVE’S DEATH HAS BEEN AVENGED. THE ONLY THANKS I CAN OFFER IS MADE OF FOAM AND YOU WILL NOT SEE IT COMING.
18 PLAYERS REMAIN.
