SUD-DUNN DEATH, OR: CHRIS-MAS IS CANCELLED
CHRISTOPHER “BUCKY” DUNN was gunned down by Jon Tyler at 2:30AM on Saturday morning, mere hours after the start of sudden death. Details are scant and most likely distorted by the fog of drunkenness, but I have been assured that a somewhat accurate report of the apparently epic, 90-minute cat and mouse game is coming soon. What we do know is this - a chase occured. Sprints took place. Targets were acquired and lost. A wait at a local bar ensued. Beers were ordered. Livers were damaged. An entrance was made. Darts were fired. A death was dealt. A hero fell. Texts were sent. Another beer was probably had. Couches were slept on, because trains were not running.
Christopher fucking Dunn was a champion of this game. Tied for the lead with FOUR KILLS, he played hard, killed hard, and loved hard. Just check out the photo. THAT MAN IS A STONE-COLD BADASS.
But he was bested, if only by one drunken dart at 2:30AM. The man once tied for first place has been elimintated. IT’S ANYONE’S GAME.
