DAVID COPE PLAYS A HARP IN HEAVEN
DAVID COPE, harp-playing standup comedian of note, was shot dead last night at a show. From his assassin:
“Grabbing a beer for camouflage I made my way upstairs and scanned the dimly lit room. Then I spotted him. Shorter than I imagined but the same gaunt face. I asked a red-haired woman that subtly reminded me of Eric Stoltz’s character from Mask whether David had finished his set. While asking her this I noticed that twins in evening wear were currently performing their stand-up routine. What was next in this David Lynchian affair? Was a heavily Mascara’ed Andrew Secunda going to approach me and tell me that he was at my house AT THAT VERY MOMENT??!?!? No. I approached David, whispered his own name in his ear, and visited upon him le petit mort: the little death that is my dart. Then I bought him a beer and took this picture:”
Well played, sir.
DAVID COPE’S ASSASSIN IS NOW IN THE LEAD WITH 4 KILLS. HE IS UNSTOPPABLE.
Things are getting serious, friends. The list continues to shorten. This will be an epic finale.
SUDDEN DEATH WILL START AT MIDNIGHT SATURDAY. YOU WILL RECEIVE ADDRESSES AND PICTURES FOR EVERY PLAYER STILL IN THE GAME. PREPARE TO HUNT AND BE HUNTED BY ALL WHO REMAIN ALIVE.
