APPARENTLY MS. RICH-PANTS DOESN’T WANT $400
Ms. Condon, above, withdrew from the game two days before its completion, apparently because an ass-ton of money means nothing to her.
MACKENZIE CONDON was the victim of an attempted assassination on Wednesday, in which her stealthy assassin unleashed an attack as she entered a bar. Unfortunately, that bar was a work event for which Ms. Condon was on the clock, which nullified what otherwise would have been a devastatingly awesome kill. Informative informants inform me that the information given to Ms. Condon’s assassin came from a certain red-headed gentleman known for having his fingers in a number of nerf-pies. Whether this gentleman was aware that the kill would be illegal is still unknown - perhaps this was yet another double-cross. COME ON GUYS. TRUST NO ONE. HOW HARD IS THAT TO UNDERSTAND?
However, after deliberation, MACKENZIE HAS DECIDED TO RESIGN FROM THE ROUND, DUE TO APPARENTLY NOT HAVING ANY USE FOR THE RIDICULOUS SUM OF MONEY COMING TO THE WINNER.
Mackenzie was a formidable opponent, furious gatherer of intel, and talented defensive player. Farewell.
In any case, Ms. Condon’s assassin snatches victory from the jaws of defeat, AND 9 PLAYERS REMAIN.
SUDDEN DEATH IS IMMINENT. 31.5 HOURS REMAIN IN NORMAL PLAY.
