BAER SEASON! WABBIT SEASON! BAER SEASON! WABBIT SEASON!
Pat Baer was shot tonight at the UCB Theater. There are now 3 left.
Pat Baer was many things: studious researcher of the lives and schedules of every player, fiercely defensive evasive maneuverer, pugilistic online presence, staunch defender of the rules of the game. He stayed alive longer than his biggest skeptics, and died peacefully, having resigned himself to what he knew would be his untimely end.
Pat Baer may not have killed anyone this round. But he was an assassin. In here.
(I’m pointing at my heart right now. Now I’m tapping my temple. Now I’m pointing at my butt.)
Farewell, sir. Baer season is now closed. The guy who didn’t kill anyone is dead now, so give it a rest.
Somewhere Morgan Phillips is trying to look inconspicuous.
