MOR-GONE PHILLIPS
MORGAN PHILLIPS was shot today immediately after his Harold Night callback. His assassin offered the following words of consolation:
“Better after your audition than before, right?”
Morgan was a daring and inventive assassin, if not a prolific one. His weapons of choice were a tiny, wrist-mounted gun which could be easily worn and concealed under a shirt sleeve, and his trusty blowgun, which unfortunately never tasted the brackish tang of fresh blood, but brought a giggle of delight to any and all who imagined him crouching in an urban duck blind or a pile of garbage bags, his eyes wide with bloodlust focused on his target, a plastic tube held to his lips. If only he had been able to pull off a kill, I probably would have just given him his entry fee back.
As it is, MORGAN PHILLIPS IS THE PROUD RECIPIENT OF THIRD PLACE in this round, and will receive a $15 prize. Morgan, I suggest getting it from one of the several people who STILL OWE ME (YOU) MONEY:
JIM SANTANGELI
MACKENZIE CONDON
D’ARCY EROKAN
JASON CARDEN
AN ASSASSIN NEVER SLEEPS. A MODERATOR NEVER FORGETS WHO OWES HIM MONEY.
