KILLER STRIKES, MATCH WON’T, OR: BAER VS. PENGUIN
The matchstick killer has struck again, once more with a deadly dart but a defective match. PAT BAER exited the UCB theater last week and was shot by Mr. Alan Starzinski as he made his way to the subway station. Unfortunately, the kill was inside the radius of protection (!) and was rendered invalid. Mr. Starzinski made his way onto the train, and Mr. Baer was faced with a dilemma. From his email:
A decision needed to be made. Would I get into a cab…. or duke it out with Alan? Alan ducked into a subway entrance… and I ended up going down another. I could have left, I should have left. I fought instead.
Alan made use of his umbrella as a shield, and my attempts to shoot above or below it failed. He waited for me to run out of ammo, and then took his shot. Alan and I needed to have this fight. It was a good way to die.
From beyond the grave, I must say this: Alan still doesn’t understand the 1 block radius rule.
Farewell, Mr. Baer. Until next time.
BEWARE, SURVIVING PLAYERS. THE MATCHSTICK KILLER FIGHTS WITH AN UMBRELLA SHIELD LIKE A COMIC BOOK VILLAIN. THE SUNNY SPRING WEATHER IS THE TIME TO STRIKE. HE MUST BE TAKEN DOWN. HE WILL DESTROY US ALL.
