FAREWELLENA CHMIE-PEW-PEW-PEW-SKI, OR: KULKARNI WILL SLEEP WHEN WE’RE DEAD
ELLENA CHMIELEWSKI, the most recent player to score a kill, was herself assassinated this morning at 9AM by the terrifying Nivedita Kulkarni, who again sent a no-nonsense email to report.
HOWEVER, a text message from beyond the grave revealed a fascinating detail which thickens the plot of the shrouded mystery that is Ms. Kulkarni like a handful of fresh-chopped okra in a deadly, deadly Nerf gumbo (boldface added for emphasis of awesomeness):
Neve got me on the way to the train. At 9AM - in a full disguise - where she had been waiting since 6AM.
How early did must this diabolical murderer have woken up to dress in an elaborate costume and arrive in Queens by 6AM to put this plot into motion?
I’m afraid I know the answer all too well.
She does not sleep.
You have to get up pretty early in the morning to fool Ellena Chmielewski. Ms. Kulkarni got up at 12AM on March 15 and has not rested since. THAT’S PRETTY FUCKING EARLY.
Goodnight, Ms. Chmielewski. Your first career kill was awesome, and you got it just in time.
ONLY FOUR PLAYERS REMAIN.
Bunker update: I’ve moved locations. The copy shop wasn’t secure enough. Jarrod blinks four or five times a minute, and I’ve determined that’s too much surveillance lost. I’m back in the city and on the hunt. In the city today shopping for a convincing Nivedita Kulkarni costume and an empty mirror frame. Fight fire with fire. It’s my only hope.
